this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Bang-toberfest begins!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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