what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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