he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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