I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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