Duck Duck Cougar?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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