Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize