On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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