Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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