Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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