drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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