I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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