i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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