I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
