these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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