Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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