Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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