I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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