I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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