Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I didn't notice because vodka
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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