So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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