We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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