i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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