That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it hurts more in the daytime
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize