I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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