No stitches, just platelets and will power
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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