i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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