I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
My balls are so social today.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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