so that wasnt chicken after all
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I deserve this hangover.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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