i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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