im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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