I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Randomize
