did you get engaged???
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Randomize
