If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
handjob tips. give me some.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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