Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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