I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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