Sponge bath it is.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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