I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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