he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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