Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I feel like death gave me a hand job
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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