I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
he high fived his dick after we had sex
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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