People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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