dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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