I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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