weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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