its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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