what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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