Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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