you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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