People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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