I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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