My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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