: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
