Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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